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i sleep on my stomach on account of my delicate wings.

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halfanangel21:

remielangel:

halfanangel21:

remielangel:

I have literally fallen into closets twice in the span of 4 hours.

I feel like that should mean something, metaphorically

Well all I can think of is a gross joke about being too far out of the closet..

You’re never…

I think we’ve just developed this odd ability to relate on this topic haha

remielangel:

halfanangel21:

remielangel:

I have literally fallen into closets twice in the span of 4 hours.

I feel like that should mean something, metaphorically

Well all I can think of is a gross joke about being too far out of the closet..

You’re never too far out of the closet haha

XD

I think I was in the closet a whole of 4 months, maybe? Metaphorically.

Literally, I love hanging out in closets. They’re comfy and feel safe. 

I understand that feeling! I don’t like places that look too big, so I have to find small confined places. (I think its because I’m small, and it makes me feel safe.)

The Iliad: Book One

  • Homer: this is a story all about how everyone's life got flipped turned upside down
  • --
  • Chryses: can i have my daughter back?
  • Agamemnon: fuck no
  • --
  • Chryses: yo apollo can u help a nigga out
  • Apollo: k *fires plague lasers*
  • --
  • Achilles: y dis happen
  • Kalchas: apollo's pissed off and we have to give back that old guy's daughter
  • Agamemnon: fuck u find me something better than
  • Achilles: okay but troy
  • Agamemnon: i'm gonna take everyone's bitch just watch
  • Achilles: i'm gonna take my ball and go home
  • Agamemnon: i'll just take your bitch then
  • Achilles: imma cut a bitch i swear to zeus
  • Athene: slow ur roll
  • Achilles: okay but he's still a douche and all his soldiers are gonna die anyway lol
  • Nestor: oldmanyellsatclouds.jpg
  • Achilles: fuck everyone peace
  • Agamemnon: go take his bitch
  • Heralds: *goes to take bitch*
  • Achilles: FINE TAKE THE BITCH IDFC
  • Heralds: *takes bitch*
  • Achilles: that feel when no gf
  • --
  • Achilles: MOOOOOMMMMMM agamemnon stole my bitch make zeus punish him
  • Thetis: gods dammit achilles now ur life is gonna suck even more
  • --
  • Odysseus + Agamemnon: okay here is your slut daughter
  • Chryses: yey ok apollo stop firin ur lasers
  • Apollo: k
  • --
  • Thetis: can u do the thing where you help the trojans destroy the achaians
  • Zeus: fine just shut up
  • --
  • Hera: *nags*
  • Zeus: stfu pls
  • Hera: *nags*
  • Zeus: bitch sit the fuck down
  • Hera: ):
  • Hephaestus: it ok mom

remielangel:

I have literally fallen into closets twice in the span of 4 hours.

I feel like that should mean something, metaphorically

Well all I can think of is a gross joke about being too far out of the closet..

You’re never too far out of the closet haha

anonj-the-writress:

skinnykate:

justonebreathatatime:

omfg that FACE

Too funny and horribly true not to reblog a million times

THIS IS ACCURATE AS HELL OH MY GOD

I’ve been ahead in my classes for weeks now, and I don’t even know what to do when I show up anymore. o.o

Does anyone need anything?

Do you guys want me to sketch things for you?

Want to send me some obscure asks?

I don’t know what to do with my time. D:

remielangel:

halfanangel21:

remielangel:

Z just said I’d make a good Morticia Addams for Halloween.

This just might have to happen.

I need to see this!! o.o

I have absolutely no plans of ever putting pictures of myself up on Tumblr.

Well. At least on this blog.

Ah, okay! Understood! :D

bobbyhorin:

when someone younger than you disrespects you

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embarrassmental:

houseofalexzander:

Lustrous.

A man in the grocery store line today approached me and said, “Sir, when I first saw you I was extremely attracted to you, but then I noticed that you are a boy. How… I mean, why do you dress so provocatively?”

I responded, “Well, in today’s world the majority of the straight male race view women as objects, or something that belongs to them. I dress provocatively because it attracts the attention of men in a sexual and OBJECTIVE way. However, when realized that I am actually male, they often become confused, disgusted, upset or all of the above. By inflicting this minor emotional damaged upon the ego of a man raised by twisted societal gender norms, maybe, just maybe the individual will think twice before viewing another woman with an objective attitude and sense of belonging. No woman, belongs to ANYONE. Male or female, the equality of human beings needs to be a priority. It is something worth dressing up for.”

I AM NOT KIDDING. The woman behind me, the female cashier, the old lady bagging groceries and the woman in front of me who was talking on the phone STOPPED, …. and proceeded to gasp and clap. The man shook my hand, told me to have a blessed day and then said, “excuse me ladies, I need to visit my daughter.”

…. I was shaking by the time I walked out of the store.

- Elliott Alexzander

what a goddess

remielangel:

Z just said I’d make a good Morticia Addams for Halloween.

This just might have to happen.

I need to see this!! o.o

"He will cover you with His feathers, and under His wings you will find refuge; His faithfulness will be your shield and rampart."

- Psalm 91:4 (via comeonmyjourneytofaith)

dulect:

cannibalsuxx:

ass-ume:

getsby:

koolkidseatgreens:

Well ok Kesha, maybe it’s because you’re an auto tuned peice of shit who shouldn’t be famous, you have no Buisness being in the music industry, it’s not even your music you fuck, someone else wrote it for you to record and them to auto tune yourself. And it’s not at all good . It’s not positive either. So complain some more.

I don’t know if you know this, tumblr user koolkidseatgreens, but Ke$ha is a certified genius. She has an IQ over 140 and an SAT score of 1500. When she was younger she would go to the library and do research for fun. Ke$ha is a both feminist and an advocate for equal marriage/rights for people of any sexuality, being a queer woman herself.

Ke$ha is a smart, professional woman, and just because she sings songs about wanting to let loose and have fun every once in a while doesn’t make her a piece of shit.

Ke$ha’s songs are meant to point out the sexism in our media. She treats men the same way many men in the music industry treat women, and she is hated on for it. Relentlessly. She sings on multiple occasions about taking charge in a sexual relationship, of how she only uses men for their body parts. She sexualizes men to make them uncomfortable. She sexualizes men for a reaction, so that people can both see why women are so uncomfortable with their sexualization and also to point out the inequality between the sexes both in the media and in the world at large.

She is judged so harshly for singing about things that make many men famous.

If you listen to Ke$ha’s deconstructed album you will see that she actually has some talent, which may be hard to hear because she does in fact use a fair amount of autotune. This is because of her genre and because of the kind of music she chooses to create as an artist. Last time I checked whether or not you can sing has nothing to do with whether or not you’re a poet.

You should not be calling anyone a piece of shit, my friend, especially someone you’ve never sat down and had a conversation (or even taken the time to wonder about her feelings!), but if anyone deserves that kind of language it’s not Ke$ha.

You may think that by shaming women for expressing their sexuality and having fun every once in a while, that you are somehow abolishing sexism. That in weeding out the less ‘deserving’ women you are gaining our sex more respect. This is not the case, and the fact that you and many others feel such a strong need to shame this woman who has done nothing wrong, especially not to you, shows that we still have a very far way to go.

I would reblog this a thousand times over

also Ke$ha was a song writer for britney spears

anaelsblog:

I think I did really well on my test! It was a lot easier then I expected. Most of it was multiple choice. But the bad thing is, I’ve gotten sick :( I hate being sick like this because its not bad enough to where I have to stay home from school, but bad enough to make me miserable.

I knew you could do it! Feel better soon! My partner and I are also just recently getting over something too D:

die-walkure13:

fuck man, this is my favorite quote.

die-walkure13:

fuck man, this is my favorite quote.